The type of horror that James P. Gist from Galveston, Texas went through at his former job is enough to make you cringe, yet also uncomfortably laugh while you visualize what kind of torture poor James had to go through with his former boss, Precinct 7 Constable Pam Matranga. Matranga apparently rustled Gist’s jimmies a few too many times while the two worked together. I can only assume Miss Matranga is a sexually repressed hosebeast who used her coworkers to take out her sexual frustrations. For example, she asked Gist if he wanted a taste of her “duck taco,” forced him to motorboat her breasts and asked Gist to lick spilled Coca-Cola off of her “cannooki,” which I can only assume is hosebeast-speak for “my disgusting, untouched-since-college vag.” No word on when exactly the jury began vomiting all over one another during the testimony.
Gist sued Galveston County for over half a million dollars and is gonna get a pretty sweet payday after putting up with sexual abuse from his former boss.
From the Houston Chronicle:
A Galveston County jury has awarded $567,000 to a former deputy constable who was allegedly sexually harassed by his female boss.
The jury made the award Friday to James P. Gist, 51, after deciding that former Precinct 7 Constable Pam Matranga, 55, sexually harassed him from May 2011 until October 2011.
Gist accused Matranga of repeatedly making suggestive comments, of pressing his head between her breasts and of making other sexual advances. He alleged that he was fired after Matranga discovered that he was attempting to record her advances.
Gist could not be reached for comment, but his attorney, Anthony Griffin, said the jury refused to absolve Matranga because of her gender.
“They rejected this whole notion that you get away with it because you are a female,” Griffin said. He said the jury awarded his client $200,000 more than he asked.
Matranga was dropped from the suit and the county is picking up the half-million dollar tab ol’ Pammy and her “duck taco” left behind. Here’s a pic of Matranga, ever so subtly showing off her cannooki, while looking super fierce next to an F-150:
If you want to learn more details from the case and some horrific sexual euphemisms, I highly recommend reading the formal complaint submitted by James Gist: