Strip Club Holds Golf Tournament At Muni Course And People Are All Mad And Stuff

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Strip Club Holds Golf Tournament At Muni Course And People Are All Mad And Stuff

Some citizens of Chicago are outraged over a local strip club that had the nerve to hold a golf outing at…get this: a public golf course.

That’s right. The Pink Monkey in Chicago shocked neighbors of the White Pines Golf Club with their strip clubby antics on course. See video below for outraged neighbors expressing disapproval. It has all the hallmarks of a classic strip club golf outing: miniskirts, girls spread eagle, partially nude women, degenerate dudes, etc.

Anybody else creeped out by the reporter going for the zoom in?

Residents are calling for “more oversight,” whatever that means. Keep in mind, it’s a municipal golf course, so oversight should be met with sarcastic laughter and J.O. hand motions. Since the course is funded in part by tax dollars, we must all be outraged. No word yet on whether or not this outing was a moneymaker for the course, but if I had to bet, I’d say probably.

From CBS Chicago:

“I take my four-year-old grandson to that park,” he says. “I would not want to have to explain to him what those people are doing. It was just the wrong place for it.”

Oh, here we go.

Yeah, I guess that would be difficult having to explain what scantily clad women and golfers are doing on a golf course. Wait, actually it would be the opposite of that. This guy just missed out on an easy and very valuable teaching moment for his grandson:

Muni golfers love to throw down.

This is from last year’s tournament. Looks like a decent time to me, but what do I know? Also, pun level black:

Here’s to hoping that order is restored in Chicago, and the world starts spinning again.

[via CBS Chicago]

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