Steph Curry and Under Armour released a new shoe last night, and Twitter’s response was, well, less than stellar. “My Life In The Frying Pan” by Steph Curry might be hitting your local Barnes and Noble bookshelf soon. People all over Twitter fried these shoes, and for good reason. I can’t believe Under Armour wants $119.99 for these things. If I’m shelling out that kind of dough for basketball shoes, I’m buying Nikes. I don’t care what kind of technology Under Armour has. Give me the Nike brand or give me death. I’m not a sneaker head. I don’t wait in obnoxiously long lines for a limited release Jordan shoe. I wear Birkenstocks whenever possible, or a nice tassle loafer if the event calls for something more formal. With that being said, I know ugly, and these shoes are fucking hideous.
"Let me speak to your manager" 5s. pic.twitter.com/v4KxNAxxQp
— Sedulous Lee (@TonyLee_) June 9, 2016
These shoes look like something a dad would buy at Kohl’s for $29.99.
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— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) June 9, 2016
The Steph 2 Lows were made for snitches the world over.
— Ben Detrick (@bdetrick) June 9, 2016
Worse than a vasectomy? Under Armour needs to take these atrocities off of their website and get back to the drawing board.
— Will Thompson (@thrillis4) June 10, 2016
This one actually works because I could absolutely see the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” lady rocking these in the nursing home.
"Let me tell how good Hamilton was" 4s pic.twitter.com/s2dRr6QBqP
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) June 10, 2016
How do you know someone has had the privilege of seeing Hamilton? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you about it. In some fresh ass Steph 2 Lows.
The one tweet I couldn’t find? A crying Jordan infused Steph 2 low..
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