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Stay Home Tonight And Watch A Former Miss United States Make Her MMA Debut

Here’s the truth: outside of flipping back and forth between Olympic swimming and a ballgame, you don’t have any plans tonight. That’s fine. You have to work tomorrow, and I respect that. So why not pop open your lappy and watch a pageant queen make her MMA debut against a battle-tested fighter?

Whitney Miller is a former Miss United States from Texas who is making her debut in the octagon tonight at The Onnit Academy in Austin, Texas. You know Onnit if you’ve ever listened to “The Joe Rogan Experience” or if you watched our Grandex Combine video. Yeah, the one where I ate complete shit running a sub-5.3 forty-yard dash. For the record that was my second attempt, and we were running on wet grass. With proper training, I could be sub-5.0 in 2 months.

Back to the fight. It’s streaming live tonight at 8 p.m. CST at the YouTube channel below. I’ll be watching on this landing page and commenting, so feel free to chime in and give your professional opinion. I’ll make sure Duda and deFries offer their 2 cents as well.

Honestly, I don’t know who I’ve got in this. On paper, the bartender with purple hair clearly has more edge and experience. But a brief creep session on Whitney’s Instagram makes it pretty clear she’s not here to fuck around.

Nice. So where do y’all stand on this? Hot blonde that does crazy workout shit or bartender that looks like she’s probably killed a guy?

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Dave

Lawyer. Writer. Dude doing business. I'm the meatloaf guy from tv.

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