Sounds Like Warriors Owner Joe Lacob Did Weird Things With The Larry O’Brien Trophy

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Yeah, you read that title right, Golden State Warriors owner and possible sexual deviant Joe Lacob apparently used the NBA Finals trophy won by his team last season as a tool to perform his weird sexual fantasies. The game of basketball has officially been compromised.

Worse? He admitted it to the media. Here is what the pervert had to say about his sexual escapades with the Larry O’Brien championship trophy.

From Haute Living:

An NBA Championship and a threesome within a few hours of one another? Life truly couldn’t get any better for Golden State Warriors owner Joe Lacob on that momentous June evening when his team finished its record-breaking season in grand style with its first league title in 40 years. Ah, but this ménage à trois was hardly what you’re thinking.

“I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night,” reveals Lacob, which rhymes with Jacob. “Nicole [Curran, his longtime fiancée] and I did sleep with it.”

On one hand, we want to ask more questions; on the other, we don’t really want to know any more than he’s already shared. (Not that this animated hoops nut is going to tell us anyway.)

“I’ll leave it to the imagination,” he says, grinning. “We had a lot of fun with it.”

Yeah, you like that NBA fans? After a grueling 82-game regular season and thrilling playoff run, Joe Lacob kidnapped the championship trophy so he could rub his old man dick and balls all over it. Just one of the benefits of being rich, I guess.

Say what you will about disgraced racist and former Clippers owner Donald Sterling, but at least he wasn’t sick enough to use the NBA championship trophy as a sex toy to pleasure his wife. (Partly, because he never fielded a team good enough to win it.)

Oh, and by the way, the Warriors are currently undefeated and dominating every team they play. Looks like another nightmare scenario for the LOB trophy if Steph Curry and the Warriors keep it up. Hopefully Lacob uses protection.

[via Haute Living]

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