All this rat wants is a little bit of pizza, man. And what do we, as humans, do? We shove a camera in his face and force him to scamper off back into his little sewer home with literally zero pizza in his possession.
Not sure what I’m talking about because you’re not just sitting on your computer watching the internet sensation of #PizzaRat? Here he is in all of his #PizzaRat glory.
Rats, in general, are regarded as dirty bottom-feeding pests who infest cities because they’re absolute nuisances. But whatever happened to coexisting, man? All this rat was trying to do was “sewer and chill” with some to-go pizza on a casual Sunday when the human race decided to make him into some type of monster for trying to enjoy himself.
The paparazzi culture we’ve created around us overexposes the little things in life that should go unnoticed. Frankly, it’s disgusting.
So, #PizzaRat, allow me to apologize to you on behalf of the entire human race. Never stop doing what you’re doing and don’t let us stop you. .