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PGP Fail Friday: Plan B

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Ten real PGP submissions, and four photo submissions that were sketch. Names were omitted to protect the fragile and guilty.

It’s been months since I’ve come close to getting laid. PGP.

You can pay for sex. It’s not that big of a deal.

Most of my coworkers are older than me. PGP.

No shit.

Met with a recruiter. No jobs, but I ended up boning her. PGP.

That’s what’s more important in the long run.

My supervisor is pretty chill, but not chill enough to smoke weed with me. PGP.

That’s just a whole other level of chill.

I never refill the water on the Keurig. PGP.

I know some people like you, and they are scum.

I’ve been labeled the creepy coworker. PGP.

That’s tough to come back from. Probably impossible, actually.

Left my number on the receipt. Waitress never called. PGP.

She was into you, too. Just give it some time.

If oil dips under 40 a barrel my portfolio is completely fucked. PGP.

You have to diversify.

Quit my job then got denied unemployment. PGP.

I think that’s how it normally works.

Created a computer virus that steals from my company and gives to my bank account. PGP.

I know where you’re going with this.

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Just a full body explosion, If I had to guess.

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Bet John gets promoted, though.

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Just Guys bein’ dudez.

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Crushed a big mac then had some raw sex.

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