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Our Grillmaster Giveaway Is Probably The Most Important Thing We’ve Ever Done

Important Thing We've Ever Done

Imagine a world where you are the proud owner of many fine, quality meats, a sportman’s grill, and all the YETI gear a red-blooded American man or woman like you can handle. Would that change things a little bit? Maybe bump you up a few notches on the social ladder? It’s grilling season, baby, and meat is hot in 2017. If you’re not taking in at least 150 grams of tender ‘tein per day, what the fuck are you even doing with your life?

Look at this hilariously long list of prizes:

YETI Tundra 45 Cooler (1)
YETI Rambler 30oz (5)
YETI Rambler Bottle 64oz (1)
Tomahawk Ribeye (2)
Porterhouse (2)
Hanger Steak (4)
Filet Mignon (4)
Brisket/Shortrib Burger (24)
Lodge Sportsmans Grill (1)

How? That’s over $2k worth of prizes. How can Man Outfitters and co give away this much shit? That question is way above my pay grade, but I’m beginning to wonder.

You could be this grillmaster whipping up tomahawk ribeyes courtesy of our friends at Butchery Fresh:

These @berkwoodfarms Pork Chops are a game changer. 👌

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Everybody likes a grillmaster. Have you ever been to a house party and thought, man, I fucking hate that guy/gal working the grill. Hell no. The grillmaster is constantly surrounded by beautiful men and women, so if you’ve got a problem, it’s probably jealousy. The hierarchy goes:

1. Grillmaster
2. Aux Chord Holder
3. Blacked out dude whipping up his proprietary cocktails that kinda suck but whatever.

I mean, get a load of this alpha wolf:

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That’s enough selling for one day. Just click the giant link below, and give yourself a chance to become a grillmaster.


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