Now Taking Reservations For Valentine’s Day: Waffle House

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Are you looking to spice things up this Valentine’s Day? Are the two of you expecting the same old flowers, diamonds, and candlelit Italian dinner as always? BO-RING. Don’t be afraid to warm things up by the waffle iron this year because Waffle House will be open to take your sweetheart out for a dinner she’ll truly never forget.

This is the 8th year in a row that Waffle House will be open to woo the pants off your sweetheart on your special day – quite literally, as I’m pretty sure you’re going to need to need to unbutton Thanksgiving-dinner-style after the 7,000 calories worth of burgers and hash browns you’re sure to consume. The jukebox is only the beginning of the ambiance, as there will be white tablecloths, candles, and tailored menus to set the mood. I’m not sure there will be wine pairings for your sides of bacon and sausage, but you might be able to convince your waitress to throw an extra packet of Sweet-n-Low in your girl’s coffee just to show her how sweet she truly is.

Business will be booming, so if you want the guarantee of cozying up on a vinyl booth instead of a cramped corner table, you’ll be able to make dinner reservations at 145 Waffle House locations around the country. Pat Warner, Waffle House VP of Culture, says that, “Valentine’s Day at Waffle House is all about having fun with the ones you love.” With Elvis songs available for a quarter and nine different ways to order your hash browns, I have to say, I certainly agree. Bon appetite.

[via CBS46]

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