I’m not on Instagram to see how much everyone is crushing it. I’m on Instagram so I can, from afar, ensure that there are people out there in life doing worse than me. Which is precisely why I follow Jilly Hendrix’s “Notes To My Selfie” without shame.
Okay, okay, Jilly herself appears to be doing just fine. After all, she’s best friends with Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth of The Hills and Laguna Beach fame. She also DJs, has her own podcast, and apparently has a web series on the horizon. But if you based her life purely off her feed, you’d think she was perpetually in shambles.
But you didn’t not creep on their profile first.
And health insurance through work.
I’d rather just make awkward eye contact from across the room and say, “Hey man!” when they approach me and I can’t remember their name.
Everyone knows that doing a ride-share on a morning-after ride means, “I’m sneaky into you.”
But seriously, where do they all come from? People can’t be pickling this many green beans and making this much moonshine.
Things Girls Do After Graduation: Flash Tattoos.
How I feel every day not named “Friday” or “Saturday.”
Aaaaaand I just found a new method to help with my Sunday Scaries.
Well yeah. If every bar had an iPhone 6 charger for every seat, the world would be a happier place.
*Drops The Mic* .
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