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News Anchor Is Brutally Called Out On Live TV For Hamburglar-esque Outfit

Making fun of a coworker is a risky play. You’re stepping onto a slippery slope where a positive outcome isn’t even close to promised. He or she could take it the right way, and the two of you could bond over a laugh, but it’s far more likely that he or she takes it the wrong way and hates you forever.

He’s just an awkward white guy, wearing a t-shirt inspired by The Big Lebowski, trying to make a joke on his birthday. But when you play the game of thrones, you either win or you die, and based on her reaction, he’s going to die.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman called the Hamburglar.

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She’s about to beat some birthday ass.

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And that was it. That was the last time he was ever seen alive.

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There is no fucking way this guy left the office with a beating heart. And I love how this exchange segue into a segment on a traffic accident. Way to take your job seriously, birthday boy.

But the best part of this whole ordeal is the outrage that spawned on YouTube in the form of comments from utterly offended internet people who desperately yearn to make this about race and/or sex.

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Give me a freakin’ break, internet people.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, psychotic Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who just recently started drinking coffee again after a five year hiatus.

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