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Say whatever you want about the Kardashians, but never, ever question their ability to sell a product. Seriously, is there a woman on Earth who has pimped her children out to the masses like Kris Jenner has? They are America’s first family and it’s all because Kim’s sextape got “leaked” one fateful day in 2007. On Monday, Kim added a couple new 4th of July themed Kimoji’s to her keyboard add-on that literally shut down the App Store the day the first ones were released a few months ago.
I’m not saying the newest Kimoji update is too much, but it’s certainly suggestive. I’m really excited to hear some outrage from angry parents whose kids idolize a woman that got famous for making a porno with a semi-successful rapper. If the app wasn’t two dollars, I’d probably download it myself just to have the new ones that got released.
If you want to sell something, make Kim Kardashian the spokeswoman and you’ll be rich forever. Look at these things:
She’s going to be raking in money this week thanks to this update, and I for one can’t help but applaud her business accumen. Go Kim, Go..
Image via Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com
[via Cosmopolitan]
Kim Kardashian was a mistake. My bad guys.
SMITE HER
Working on it.
very inaccurate, we know she can go a lot deeper with that ole glory Popsicle and hot dog.
Ew
I wish death upon her family, but I would sell my new home in a neighborhood with great schools if I could settle down between her booty cheeks
The Kardashian family is like a parasitical amoeba that is constantly shape shifting. They have transcended racial, gender, and genital boundaries. They’re probably, definitely Reptilians. They are the zoo family that everyone gets to watch as they somehow make hand over fist money. I have a feeling that Rob K is going to snap one day after not taking his medications and murder the entire family live on national TV with an assault rifle and you know they’ll somehow find a marketing niche for it and still profit from it. Just watch, They’ll turn it into an anti gun campaign and this will be the deciding moment when the politicians decide to create some sort of gun control laws. They’ll probably sell the 911 phone call as a ringtone on the App Store, they’ll sell screenshots of the scene and make it a full length feature film in Hollywood and people will probably line the streets to get their final full of a family that has buttfucked our brains for over a decade.