My office chair slowly lowers itself over the course of the day, ironically symbolizing my dying morale. PGP.
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Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.
I’ll know who my future wife is when we both get pissed at the bartender during last call and both start verbally abusing him at the same time. That’s when I’ll know she’s the one. PGP.
Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.
HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.
I can’t remember the last time I spent a Friday night somewhere other than my couch. PGP.