My office chair slowly lowers itself over the course of the day, ironically symbolizing my dying morale. PGP.
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“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.
I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.
The overly aggressive automatic flusher just sprayed shit all over my clothes. PGP.