My office chair slowly lowers itself over the course of the day, ironically symbolizing my dying morale. PGP.
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A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.
I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.
Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.
The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.