My office chair slowly lowers itself over the course of the day, ironically symbolizing my dying morale. PGP.
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Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.
My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP.
Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.
HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.