Testosterone is a hormone. It’s what puts hair on a man’s chest. It’s the force behind his sex drive. A decrease in sex drive sometimes accompanies a drop in testosterone, leading many men to mistakenly believe that their lack of energy and loss of interest in sex is simply due to getting older. Fuck getting older. We’ll be with you every morning, bright and early, to max out your T. Wake up. You’ve got this.
Come into your own. Today’s the day. It’s fucking Friday.
Get jacked up
Leave it all on the field. Justify how hard you’re gonna go tonight.
Get money, player. Then spend that money unwisely. Whatever.
Blare this. Unplug your headphones and let it play from your shitty desktop speakers. You’re cocked and ready to go.