Testosterone is a hormone. It’s what puts hair on a man’s chest. It’s the force behind his sex drive. A decrease in sex drive sometimes accompanies a drop in testosterone, leading many men to mistakenly believe that their lack of energy and loss of interest in sex is simply due to getting older. Fuck getting older. We’ll be with you every morning, bright and early, to max out your T. Wake up. You’ve got this.
One Inch At A Time
We’re in hell right now. It’s Thursday morning. Go hard today.
The experts say she had a “meh” World Cup. Fuck the experts.
You Got Mail, Baby
Seriously, if I can’t trust you to refill the water tank on the Keurig, what can I trust you to do? Selfish bastards.
You’re A Big Bear
You need to throw your weight around a little bit. Let these scrubs know who you are.
Get out there and close a deal..