Testosterone is a hormone. It’s what puts hair on a man’s chest. It’s the force behind his sex drive. A decrease in sex drive sometimes accompanies a drop in testosterone, leading many men to mistakenly believe that their lack of energy and loss of interest in sex is simply due to getting older. Fuck getting older. We’ll be with you every morning, bright and early, to max out your T. Wake up. You’ve got this.
Forget about the crowd
Remember what got you here. Red Bull, Adderall, and the ability to persevere through any hangover.
I’m not your boy toy
You’re nobody’s boy toy, unless you want to be. Go break some hearts out there.
You’re the ultimate showman, when you need to be. Maybe that time is now.