Testosterone is a hormone. It’s what puts hair on a man’s chest. It’s the force behind his sex drive. A decrease in sex drive sometimes accompanies a drop in testosterone, leading many men to mistakenly believe that their lack of energy and loss of interest in sex is simply due to getting older. Fuck getting older. We’ll be with you every morning, bright and early, to max out your T. Wake up. You’ve got this.
Get Back In That Truck, Bro
When you see that truck pull up, you have to realize that someone is going to be served an ice cold stunner. SCSA just drips T.
Who are the people that want to outlaw fighting in hockey? Who are you? Show yourselves. Betas.
She’s not embracing dad golf, and that’s a good thing. I feel like that would be weird. Nice fade.
That’s Rambo, Dude
This still jams. You can’t listen to this without some half-ass air guitar action. Respect the riff.
Ducks Fly Together
If this doesn’t get you going, I don’t know what will.
Now get out there, and close a deal..