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Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/13

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

GOOD MORNING LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ARE YOU READY TO KICK ASS AGAIN TODAY THAT’S A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION OF COURSE YOU ARE YOU WERE BORN READY YOU’RE A MACHINE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE THAT LIVES FOR EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO COMPETE IN THE GAME OF LIFE. THAT’S CALLED A COFFEE RUN-ON AND IT’S COMPLETELY FUCKING ACCEPTABLE BY MY HIGH JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS. SOMETIMES YOU’RE TOO AMPED UP TO STOP AND PUNCTUATE SHIT. IT’S ALSO A METAPHOR FOR HOW YOU SHOULD CRUSH TODAY. DON’T STOP AND THINK. JUST DO. DON’T CONTEMPLATE. JUST DOMINATE. FULL-STEAM AHEAD UP IN THIS BITCH. NOW GET OUT THERE AND WIN.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Game of Thrones focused Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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