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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/9

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING! HOW’D YOU SLEEP? NOBODY CARES! GOOD SLEEP, BAD SLEEP — IT DOESN’T MATTER! YOU’RE GOING TO BUST ASS TODAY EITHER WAY IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GLORY! OR YOU’LL JUST DIE A FAILURE! THIS IS THE REALITY WE ALL HAVE TO ACCEPT. EITHER WE GRIND TO SHINE, OR WE DON’T EAT. EITHER WE FIGHT TO LIVE, OR WE DIE LOSERS. GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW AND LOOK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SHOUT “I’M A FUCKING WARRIOR AND I CAME HERE TO GET PAID!” YELL THAT SHIT TWO OR THREE TIMES THEN COME BACK AND JAM THIS SONG AND YOU’LL BE ALL SET TO GET OUT THERE AND CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD TODAY. LET’S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOO.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Throbes podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets and Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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