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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/4

Parks and Recreation

Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND WE’RE GOING TO STAY WINNING TODAY, FOLKS. I CAN FEEL IT. THE JUICES ARE FLOWING, THE COFFEE IS BREWING, AND THE VIBES ARE RADIANTLY SHOOTING FORTH FROM MY EYEBALLS. COME FILL YOUR PLATE WITH SOME OF THIS POSITIVITY AND CRUSH TODAY LIKE A SMALL ANT THAT HAS JUST BECOME MILDLY ANNOYING BY BITING ONE OF YOUR TOES. I DON’T CLAIM TO BE A NOSTRADAMUS TYPE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, BUT I’M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT BIG THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN FOR EVERYONE WHO READS THIS COLUMN TODAY. THERE’S MAGIC IN THE AIR. CAN YOU FEEL IT? BREW IT UP AND BOTTLE IT UP AND TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE BANK AND CHUG IT IN THE TELLER’S FACE AND THEN GET THE MONEY. WE ARE A NATION OF DEAL CLOSERS, STRONG AND RESILIENT. NO ONE CAN STOP US.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Throbes podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets and Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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