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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/22

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

MONDAY MOTHERFUCKERS. WE’RE BACK ON OUR SHIT AGAIN. I’M ON VACAY SO DON’T HAVE A LOT TO SAY (TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE BEACH AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AFTER SLAMMING ENTIRELY TOO MUCH STRAIGHT BLACK COFFEE DELICIOUSNESS), BUT I KNOW YOU’LL HOLD DOWN THE FORT FOR DCO NATION IN MY ABSENCE. GET OUT THERE AND CLOSE MOTHER FUCKING DEALS. KICK MOTHER FUCKING ASSES. I’LL BE ON THE BEACH TURNING INTO A FUCKING LOBSTER. LET THE SOOTHING VOICE OF LUCIANO PREPARE YOUR MIND FOR DOMINANCE.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Game of Thrones focused Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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