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Morning Coffee Thoughts 5/2

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU ALL. TODAY IS TUESDAY, THE DAY AFTER MONDAY, AND THE DAY BEFORE WEDNESDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES IT? THAT MAKES IT A DAY FOR KICKING ASS. HOW MUCH ASS SHOULD YOU KICK ON THIS FINE TUESDAY? ALL OF THE ASS. LET NO ASS REMAIN UN-KICKED. GET OUT THERE AND GET TO KICKING. YOU SHOULD NEED TO ICE YOUR FEET BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME FROM ALL THE HARDCORE KICKING OF ASSES YOU’VE BEEN DOING. NFL TEAMS SHOULD BE TRYING TO SIGN YOU AS A KICKER BY QUITTING TIME. KICK THE BUTTS, THEN KICK THEM AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE.

MAKE THE MONEY DON’T LET THE MONEY MAKE YOU.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Throbes podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets and Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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