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Morning Coffee Thoughts 4/19

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

I WON’T LIE TO YOU, FOLKS. I WOKE UP WITH A LITTLE EXTRA UMPH IN MY STRUT THIS MORNING, AND IT FEELS GOOD. WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON? PLAYOFF BASKETBALL. I’M HOPPED UP ON ROCKETS HOOPS AND I CAN’T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT. AS A RESULT, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO GET SUPER EXTRA FUCKING WILD. WE’RE GOING TO TAKE THIS SHIT TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF INTENSITY.

I WANT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR ME NOW AND IMAGINE YOURSELF STANDING BUTT ASS NAKED IN A FIELD. THERE YOU ARE, SURROUNDED BY WHEAT AND OTHER ASSORTED FLORA, JUST YOU AND MOTHER NATURE, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF WOLVES APPROACHES. THESE WOLVES ARE CLEARLY COMING FOR YOUR HEAD. THEY INTEND TO END YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE AND LET THEM TAKE YOU DOWN, OR ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND GOUGE SOME WOLF EYEBALLS? FIGHT, DAMN YOU! FIGHT LIKE YOU’VE NEVER FAUGHT BEFORE! NOW OPEN YOUR EYES. THAT’S HOW LIFE COMES AT YOU EVERY MORNING, THE WAY THOSE WOLVES DID WHEN YOU WERE JUST A NUDE DUDE IN A FIELD. THIS SHIT IS NO DIFFERENT. WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GOUGE SOME DAMN EYEBALLS TODAY. FIGURATIVELY.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Any special deals you plan on closing? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Game of Thrones focused Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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