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Morning Coffee Thoughts 4/12

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

WAKE YOUR ASS UP, THROW ON YOUR BIG BOY OR BIG GIRL CLOTHES AND GET READY TO ROCK. WE’RE BOTH ON OUR WAY TO CRUSHING THE SHIT BALLS OUT OF THIS WEDNESDAY AND MAKING OUR ANCESTORS PROUD. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THIS IS A WHOLE NEW 24-HOUR PERIOD JUST WAITING TO BE DOMINATED. A CLEAN SLATE. AN UNSCATHED SQUARE ON THE CALENDAR. THEY CAN’T STOP US. HELL NAH. WE’RE TOO STRONG. WE’RE TOO SMART. WE’RE TOO FAST. WE’RE TOO PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE. IF THEY HATE THEN LET ‘EM HATE AND WATCH THE MONEY PILE UP. LET NO MAN OR WOMAN STAND IN YOUR WAY ON THIS WEDNESDAY. THIS IS ALL YOU, BABY. ALL YOU. AIN’T NOBODY DOPE AS YOU, YOU’RE JUST SO FRESH SO CLEAN. NOW GET OUT THERE AND STACK IT TO THE SKY.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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