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Morning Coffee Thoughts 4/11

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

WAKE UP PEOPLE. IT’S TIME TO GET WOKE. POUR THE COFFEE LONG AND STRONG AND PREPARE YOUR MINDS FOR MOLDING. IF YOU’RE ONE OF THE MANY WHO JUST SKATES THROUGH EACH DAY WAITING FOR QUITTING TIME AND SATISFIED WITH THE STATUS QUO THEN THIS SHIT AIN’T FOR YOU. PLAYERS ONLY UP IN THIS BITCH. WE’RE GRINDERS READY TO HIT THE BLOCK AND SELL ROCKS ‘ROUND HERE. SOFT ASS FOOLS SHOW YOURSELVES TO THE DOOR. EVERYONE ELSE, PUT ON YOUR CLOSING CAP AND CRANK UP THE VOLUME BECAUSE TUESDAYS ARE FOR TAKING NAMES AND STAKING CLAIMS. SHOVEL SOME FIGURATIVE COAL INTO YOUR SOUL AND LIGHT THE FIRE IN YOUR EYES. THIS AIN’T SOME SIT AROUND UNTIL LUNCH AND THEN GET A COUPLE HOURS OF WORK DONE AND HEAD HOME SHIT. THIS IS SOME ROLL IN GUNS BLAZING CLOSING DEALS AND SKIPPING MEALS TO STACK PAPER SKY HIGH UNTIL THE FOUR HORSEMEN RIDE SHIT. ELEVATE YOURSELVES PEOPLE. THE TIME IS NOW. GET THAT MONEY. NOBODY IS GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU. NOTHING IN LIFE IS GIVEN. THAT SHIT DOESN’T JUST APPLY IN CLEVELAND REGARDLESS OF WHAT LEBRON JAMES WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE. RISE THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOURS.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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