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Morning Coffee Thoughts 3/27

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

THE WEEKEND CAME AND WENT AND WE ARE STILL HERE WHICH MEANS A MASSIVE NUCLEAR WAR HASN’T BROKEN OUT YET SO WE’VE STILL GOT A CHANCE TO GET MOTHER FUCKING PAID. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I PLAN ON GETTING MINES BEFORE THE BOMBS DROP. HOPEFULLY YOU HAD A GOOD TIME THIS WEEKEND, DRANK SOME ALCOHOLS, MADE SOME SEX, MAYBE EVEN CLOSED SOME DEALS ON THE GOLF COURSE OR SOME SHIT. I MOSTLY WATCHED GOLF AND BASKETBALL AND GAMBLED LIKE A BOSS. IT WAS TRULY LIT. BUT FUCK IT, ENOUGH HARPING ON THE PAST. TIME TO FOCUS ON THE PRESENT. WE ARE BACK IN GRIND MODE. TIME TO PUT THE PENNIES IN THE PIGGY BANK. NOBODY IS GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU. SO GET THE FUCK OVER THE FACT THAT IT’S MONDAY, QUIT CRYING, AND GET BACK TO THE BOARD. ON THE REAL, SLAP ANYONE WHO EVEN MENTIONS THE WORD MONDAY. IT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY FAM THERE’S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. DRINK A FUCKING COLD BREW AND MAN OR WOMAN UP. WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAT ITSELF. A PRESIDENT SAID THAT. GET MONEY, GET PAID. EVERY RAPPER EVER SAID THAT. COUNT STACKS AND BREAK BACKS. I SAID THAT. BOOYAH.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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