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Morning Coffee Thoughts 3/24

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION BECAUSE WE’VE MADE IT TO ANOTHER FRIDAY. YOU CAN SMELL THE WEEKEND IN THE AIR. IT SMELLS SO GOOD. TAKE IT DEEP INTO YOUR LUNGS AND HOLD IT UNTIL YOU’RE ABOUT TO PASS OUT. THAT’S CALLED LIVIN’. DON’T LET ANYBODY BLOCK YOUR SHINE TODAY. BLIND THE HATERS WITH THE LIGHT FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS SOUL. TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY AT THE END OF THE WEEK TO REMIND EVERYONE HOW SMART AND FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE. CLOSING STRONG — THAT’S WHAT WE’RE ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE. YOU ARE WISE. YOU HAVE SKILLS. THE FORCE IS STRONG WITHIN YOU. NO ONE IS WORTHY OF YOUR GREATNESS. GET TO THE MONEY, HONEY. THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT, BABY. STACK CASH, WRITE CHECKS, SWIPE PLASTIC, AND MAKE FUCK. BOOM SHAKALAKA WE ARE IN THIS BITCH. GET WITH US OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE THIS TRAIN IS COMING DOWN THE TRACKS AT A SPEED THAT CAN’T BE STOPPED AND WE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

IN THE FERRARI AND JAGUARS SWITCHING FOUR LANES WITH THE TOP DOWN SCREAMING OUT MONEY AIN’T A THING.

JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE LET’S GET SOME CLASSIC KANYE IN BECAUSE IT’S FRIDAY AND IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES. BOLEN OUT.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Badass shit on the docket this weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Game of Thrones focused Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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