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Morning Coffee Thoughts

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

HERE WE ARE, BOYS AND GIRLS, RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER BLESSED DAY. YOU’RE READING THIS, WHICH MEANS YOU’RE BETTER OFF THAN A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DON’T HAVE INTERNET ACCESS, SMARTPHONES, COMPUTERS, TABLETS, OR OXYGEN IN THEIR LUNGS BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T MAKE IT TO SEE TUESDAY. SHIT JUST GOT REAL. THIS IS THE REALNESS ZONE AND WE DON’T PLAY SOFTBALL. WE PLAY HARDBALL. DEAL WITH IT. SORRY IF YOUR SENSITIVE EYEBALLS CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT’S COMING AT YOU ANYWAY. IF YOU SKATE THROUGH THIS DAY LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN THEN YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY AND NOT DESERVING OF THE BREATH YOU DRAW. MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF YOU DICK. DON’T TAKE A SINGLE BEAT OF YOUR HEART FOR GRANTED. LISTEN TO THIS CLASSIC PHIL COLLINS JAM, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MEDITATE ON ALL THE ASS-KICKING YOU’RE GOING TO DO TODAY, THEN GO OUT AND DO IT. I’M SICK OF TALKING ABOUT IT LET’S FUCKING RIDE.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Throbes podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets and Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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