I WOKE UP WITH A LITTLE EXTRA PEP IN MY STEP BECAUSE IT’S FRIDAY AND FRIDAYS ARE THE SENSUAL FOREPLAY THAT COMES BEFORE SATURDAY AND UNINHIBITED FREEDOM. I’M GOING TO BE JAMMING HARD TO HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE HIP HOP AND R&B AT AN IMPOLITE VOLUME EVERY SECOND THAT I’M SITTING AT MY DESK TODAY. IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLD SCHOOL THREE 6 MAFIA THEN I RECOMMEND STAYING THE FUCK AWAY AND MAKING A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO BETTER CULTURE YOURSELF YOU BIGOTED SWINE.
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST THE FREAKIN’ WEEKEND, BABY.
Now get out there and murder this weekend like Mr. Tarkanian murdered Scott Jurgensen.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Special plans for the weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..