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Morning Coffee Thoughts

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU MY FELLOW AMERICANS. I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. NORMALLY, I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO STRAY AWAY FROM PGP, BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT WEBSITE IN THE WORLD, HANDS DOWN, AND THERE’S REALLY NO NEED FOR YOU TO GO ANYWHERE ELSE. BUT TODAY, FRIENDS, I HAVE A SPECIAL REQUEST. I WANT YOU TO LOG IN TO FACEBOOK AND SCROLL. JUST SCROLL AND LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE STUPID PEOPLE THAT COME ACROSS YOUR SCREEN. LOOK AT ALL THE INEXPLICABLY IDIOTIC SHIT THEY HAVE TO SAY. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU’RE COMPETING AGAINST ON A DAILY BASIS FOR GREAT SUCCESS. YOU HAVE ZERO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR NOT CRUSHING ALL OF THE SIMPLETONS. MY GOD, LOOK AT THEM. THEY’RE BUFFOONS! INCH BY INCH, YOU MUST CRUSH THEM TODAY. DESTROY THOSE FOOLS. MOST OF THEM AREN’T FIT TO SHINE YOUR SHOES, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CHAMPION, AND THEY ARE SCUM.

INCH BY INCH. ONE INCH AT A TIME. CLAW WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS FOR THAT INCH.

Now, on a lighter note, enjoy the musings of #business great Michael Scott. Because if there’s one thing that’s just as important as crushing those who weren’t blessed with a brain or testicles (metaphorically for the ladies) the size of yours, it’s starting your day with a good laugh.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, psychotic Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan.

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