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Morning Coffee Thoughts

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

LISTEN UP MONDAY YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SON OF A BITCH,

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU. YOU’RE ALWAYS ACTING HARD, THINKING YOU’VE GOT THE UPPER-HAND BECAUSE YOU’RE THE FIRST DAY OF THE WORKWEEK, PUSHING US AROUND AND SHIT. FUCK THAT. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. WE ARE MAKING MONDAYS GREAT AGAIN — TURNING THEM INTO A DAY FOR KICKING ASS, TAKING NAMES, AND CLOSING DEALS. HENCEFORTH, WE’RE COMING IN HOT EVERY SINGLE WEEK. YOU’VE BE WARNED. WIPE THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE AND PREPARE FOR PAIN. YOU CAN’T STOP US. YOU ARE ONE — WE ARE MANY. SUCK OUR DICKS.

SIGNED,

DEAL CLOSERS ANONYMOUS

P.S. IMMORTALITY. TAKE IT. IT’S YOURS.

I hope you all made the most of your weekend, because it’s money-making time again. Those checks aren’t going to cash themselves, so pour another cup of coffee and let’s get to paper stacking. Every single one of you knows what has to be done. You’ve got tasks. Shit to do. Boxes to check. Get started. Don’t coast through the first half of the day, yawning off the weekend and waiting for your brain to fully function. Snap the fuck out of it and don’t waste a minute.

Let’s get this bread, because we’re ducks, and ducks fly together.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Throbes podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets and Astros fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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