I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed to say this or not, but I recently stumbled across this gem of a Facebook page, Millennials of New York, and I identify with everyone way too much. Sure, the descriptions of these piece of shit mid-20s city residents are satirical, but it doesn’t mean they aren’t accurate as hell.
Enjoy some of the best.
I’m more of a Ginger Rogers guy myself, but I’m not going to knock someone feeding the geese to Amelia Earhart. Chick was smoke.
A couple that watches Netflix together stays together. That’s news to no one. The only downside is the awkwardness that occurs once someone changes the password after the break-up. That’s why I’ve just harvested a back catalog of every media outlet password any of my friends have. Someone hit me up with a Showtime password, though. I need to know what happens in the season finale of Shameless.
Dude is a full-fledged member of #TeamPervy which is much more aggressive than my go-to line of, “Is it too early to say, ‘I love you’?” Works every time.
Who knew that millennial girls even considered themselves “foodies?” Oh yeah, everyone.
This is like the time in Mexico that one of my friend’s asked two jacked black dudes if they were on the football team. They stared at him as if he was racist before conceding that they were, in fact, on the football team. And then we all acknowledged how backhandedly racist my friend was before doing a series of Kamikaze shots together.
I’m still not accepting the fact that Tiger Woods is done. Did he pull a Dustin Johnson on Sunday and make it harder for me to believe? Sure, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop hoping and wishing he’ll come back.
This girl is putting out a “total bitch” vibe. And full disclosure, it’s doing huge things for me.
You’re absolutely bananas if you think this girl isn’t dating a guy named Todd who is desperately trying to get him to break up with her. If only we somehow knew how their relationship would pan out.
Tell me I’m awful all you want, but I’ve been trying to get 100 likes on an Instagram of mine since I tossed it up at a rehearsal dinner.
Alright, maybe I don’t identify with this guy so much. There’s nothing worse than cats and homophobes.
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