McDonald’s Walk-Thrus Are Here To Solve All Of Your Late Night Drunchie Problems

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McDonald's Walk-Thrus Are Here To Solve All Of Your Late Night Drunchie Problems

No matter what kind of drunk you are – friendly, funny, angry, or slutty – there’s one thing all drunks have in common: we get hungry. And not just hungry for anything – we get hungry for the greasiest fast food life has to offer. While delivery pizza is a go-to for a reason, it’s not without its problems. When you’re drunk and hungry (drungry?), you need food, and you need food NOW. Not only do you have to wait an indeterminate time for your delivery driver to arrive, there’s no guarantee you won’t be passed the eff out upon their arrival. That leaves the fast-food drive-thru as the ultimate drunk food option, but unless you can convince your Uber driver or DD to make a detour, you’re in danger of missing out on the best French fries your drunk ass has ever tasted.

However, thanks to McDonald’s, all of your drunchie problems are about to be solved forever. A branch in Wales just began testing a new feature we never knew we were missing: the walk-thru. This new amenity will be set up for late-night hours when the store interior may be closed, letting you stumble through and purchase as many orders of French fries as your heart desires. Unsurprisingly, the walk-thru was a huge hit, and not only is the Wales location planning on making this a regular feature, but other McDonald’s branches are taking notice. Start planning your nights out at the bar nearest your closest McDonald’s, and you may soon be able to drunk order as many McDoubles as your uncoordinated, drunk arms can carry back home.

[via AV Club]

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