Remember that dude from high school that would punch himself in the face to intimidate people? Turns out he lives in Oregon now.
This is embarrassing. Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski, 33, recently sued an Oregon sheriff’s department for a beatdown he received while being held in a cell for questioning. Tomaszewski received facial bruises and two black eyes from the beating, which, come to find out, was administered by Tomaszewski himself. That’s right. This guy thought he could kick his own ass and earn a little settlement from the city, but as it turns out, the cell was under video surveillance.
[via Jonathan Turley]
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