Mac And Cheetos Pizza Is The Drunk Food You Never Knew You Needed

Mac And Cheetos Pizza Is The Drunk Food You Never Knew You Needed

I’m constantly amazed at what my drunk body is capable of craving at 2 AM after a night out at the bars. While I at least try to make healthy choices during the day with my fresh, organic produce, multi-grain carbs, and plenty of lean protein, once I have a couple of drinks in me it all goes out the window. Taco Bell? Absolutely. Large delivery pizza? Make that two. Mac and cheese? I may burn down my kitchen trying to make that box of Annie’s, but you’d better believe I’m going to try.

My drunk tastes often boil down to carbs, cheese, or some combination of the two. The more carbs and the cheesier it is, the happier my drunk belly will be. That is, if I can stay awake long enough for the Domino’s delivery guy to show up.

Thanks to YouTuber Hellthy Junk Food, we may now have the best drunk food of all of our dreams. The Mac ‘N Cheetos Pizza is just as ridiculous, cheesy, and artery-clogging as it sounds, and my drunk body has never been more ready for anything. You may want to prep in advance with a trip to the grocery store, but all you’ll need to make your Friday night a success is a bag of Cheetos, store-bought pizza crust, and of course, the mac and cheese of your choice.

Roll out your pizza dough, cover the crust in crunched-up Cheeto crumbs, fill your crust with as many Velveeta shells as it can hold, and pop it in the oven for about ten minutes. Trust me, after your 7th vodka soda, you’ll thank me.

Will you be miserable when you wake up Saturday morning after consuming this? Almost definitely. Putting thousands of calories of cheese and carbs into a stomach already full of alcohol cannot be a good idea by any medical definition, but is that going to stop me from doing it anyway? Of course not.

I’m so pumped for this weekend’s drunk eating adventures, and while my waistline may not thank me, my tastebuds definitely will.

[via Food And Wine]

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Steph W.

The Recruitment Chair is a mid-level employee with a low-level salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include lounging around in leggings and an oversized sweatshirt with a bottle of $14 wine while binge-watching episodes of Game of Thrones and Mad Men, as well as....well, that's really it.

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