Life In Your 20s As Illustrated By Kevin McCallister

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1. You’re going to start caring about things you normally didn’t care about.

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2. Some things will never stop making you happy.

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3. You are going to have to make some tough decisions when it comes to friends.

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4. Your tastes will become more refined.

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5. You’ll start enjoying and appreciating free time more than you ever have.

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6. Your slut phase is going to end sooner or later.

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7. Remember to stay in touch with old friends.

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8. You’ll start asking more important, meaningful questions.

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9. You’ll want to make bold decisions.

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10. You’re still fun. You just don’t have as much time to be fun as you used to.

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11. No one is going to stop you from doing what you want.

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12. Don’t be disappointed when you go back to your college town and no one knows you.

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13. You’re not going to like everyone you work with.

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14. Nothing feels as good as that first promotion and raise.

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15. You might have to lower your standards at some point.

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16. You’re going to be learning a ton of new names.

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17. You’ll have less of a problem with expressing your opinions.

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18. You’re still going to have trouble figuring some simple things out.

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19. You’re not turning into a bad person, it just feels that way.

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  1. 13
    ImAtTheGrandOleParty

    All this article did is remind me that Macaulay Culkin used to be a cool little kid and now he looks like his next Home Alone movie would be filmed in a meth den.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 11 months ago
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      TN Bluegrass

      At least by dropping out of acting he wasn’t involved in those filmed abortions, Home Alone 3 or 4

      Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 11 months ago
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    texag

    I know this is Kevin in the picture, but this article looks like Buzz(feed)

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 11 months ago
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      Brian McGannon

      Everyone does this style now. It’s not exclusive to Buzzfeed. It’s easy, shareable content. Now, if all of our columns start looking like this, then we’ll have a problem.

      Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 11 months ago
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        texag

        not trying to zing ya, i know it’s ubiquitous. I think your straight up lists are the best content though. The Christmas Party Power Moves had me laughing at my desk like a GD idiot.

        Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 11 months ago