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“Let It Go” (Rewritten For Your 20s)

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You missed your train and you’re late today,
Your boss is totally gonna freak,
A job that’s so demeaning,
And your future looks so bleak,
Your boss is screaming, now you’re crying, this just sucks.
Is this your life?
Hell, you just can’t give a fuck.

You’re in so far,
You’re in so deep,
You’re the screw up you always feared you’d be.
Just hide and cry,
You’re life’s a joke,
And they all know.

Let it go, let it go,
Just not worth it anymore,
Let it go, let it go,
Just let that dream right go,
You’re so screwed,
Time to come unglued.
This is such a mess,
You’re the example of what not to do.

It’s funny how you never
Got these results in MASH.
And the dreams you thought you’d once achieve,
Are so far in the trash.

Your bank account is in the red,
One more late payment and you’re dead.
New debts, and old, no funds for you,
You’re screwed.

Let it go, let it go,
Just not worth it anymore,
Let it go, let it go,
Just let that dream right go,
You’re so screwed,
Time to come unglued.
This is such a mess.

Your boyfriend’s never, ever gonna marry you,
Your roommate left and now the past month’s rent is due,
You just might move back home, there’s nothing left to do
You hear that, mom and dad? You thought I flew the coop,

Let it go, let it go,
Just not worth it anymore,
Let it go, let it go,
Just let that dream right go,
You’re so screwed,
Time to come unglued.
This is such a mess,
You’re the example of what not to do.

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Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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