Kim Kardashian’s Mobile Game Is Still Making An Absurd Amount Of Money And You All Should Be Ashamed

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I’m normally not one to complain on and on about Kardashians, stupid Bachelorettes, and Honey Boo Boos. I’m of the opinion that if you really don’t like something, the best course of action is to just ignore it, because it can make you look weirdly obsessed if you don’t. You know, like that guy who feels the need to trash on Justin Bieber when you were just talking about whether Eminem is actually a good actor or not. But in this case, I’m willing to make an exception. Kim Kardashian’s mobile game has made an obscene amount of money, and it’s all you people’s fault.

The developer of the game, Glu Mobile, has reported $83.6 million in Q3 earnings, $46 million of which is from Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. What’s the plot of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, you ask? Well it’s about you being an aspiring celebrity who works their way up the fame ladder by meeting various levels of other celebrities, going to red carpet events, and dating famous people. Because remember, “aspiring celebrity” is now a real thing. This is a freemium game that of course follows the model that offers the game for free, knowing that idiots will spend money within the game to get things done faster.

Y’all motherfuckers need to watch “South Park.”

[via Daily Dot]

Randall J. Knox (known colloquially to his friends as "Knox") left his native Texas a few years ago, and moved to Los Angeles in his '03 Buick Regal named LeRoi to write movies with his jackass college buddies. His favorite things in life include bourbon that's above his pay grade, mix CDs, and Kevin Costner films. He isn't sure what "dad jeans" are exactly, but he knows he wants a pair.

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