In general, we tend to – at least at one point or another – look up to our father as a leader and role model. That’s why so often you see sons and daughters going into “the family business.” It’s for this reason, among her general delusions, that Kim Kardashian has declared that she would like to go to law school.
Kim revealed a long-term goal of hers: to go to law school. “If things slow down and I had time, I really want to go to law school — just something I can do in my older age,” Kim said. Legal business is, obviously, a Kardashian family legacy, as Kim’s late father, Robert Kardashian, Sr. was a well-regarded attorney, who was part of the “dream team” that successfully defended O.J. Simpson–who was a friend of Dash clan. Kim, who never attended college, would have to get herself a good old fashioned undergraduate degree before any lawyering aspirations could be palpable. But, methinks Kim could easily do that.
Now, do I think Kim is going to go through with all of that? Getting an undergrad degree AND a law degree, all while being under the public microscope? No. No, I do not. Do I think she can? Hell yes. Hundo p, without a frickin’ doubt in my mind. Why? Simple. The most influential documentary of our time, Legally Blonde, set the roadmap for getting potentially under-educated, under-qualified fashion majors into law school.
Kudos to you if you can tell me the difference between Kim Kardashian and Elle Woods. If Elle Woods taught us anything, it’s that all you need to do to get into a top law school is submit a lemon scented pink resume and a video application. Kim already has the video application (co-star Ray J would have to sign off on it if used for academic submission). The rest is just semantics. LSAT? No problem. She singlehandedly* figured out how to rise to fame with no discernible skills or qualifications; I’m sure she’ll figure out how to get a passable LSAT score.
What will Kim K. do with her law degree? The better question is what won’t she do. She has to run her entire family empire**, AND Kanye West’s empire. She’s got billion dollar iPhone apps to run. Merchandise to push. Reality TV. Feuds with actual celebrities. It’s a wonder she’s able to do any of this without a law degree. Imagine what she can do with the degree? Wow. Endless possibilities. More TV shows. More nude magazine spreads. More shitty clothing. Kim Kardashian is running a real life Kramerica Industries, and now she’s about to not only be President and CEO, but Chief Legal Counsel.
*It was all her mother.
**Again, pretty sure it’s all Kris. .
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