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Ken Bone Forgot To Delete His Reddit History Which Includes Porn Comments And Insurance Fraud

Ken Bone Forgot To Delete Is Reddit History Which Includes Porn Comments And Insurance Fraud

Dammit, Ken. You were the hero we needed. In an election season filled with so much rhetoric that makes us threaten to move to Canada, you were a beacon of light. And while it’s never great that a chubby, mustached man is the best thing to come out of a presidential debate, Ken Bone was someone we could all get behind. Because at the end of the day, isn’t it fun to laugh?

Well, turns out that Ken Bone – America’s hero – is kind of creepy just like the rest of us. He did a Reddit AMA (which stands for “Ask Me Anything”) on Thursday night using his real username, StanGibson18, which he was active with before his 15 minutes occurred. Now, I don’t think I’m alone here, but I immediately assume that anyone who uses Reddit on a regular enough basis to have a username probably dips into some pretty weird subreddits. Reddit is like your freshman year in college – a place to experiment, open your eyes to new things, and make mistakes because your parents aren’t watching.

Turns out, Ken Bone did just that. In screenshots taken from Gizmodo, it shows some comments from Ken that went undeleted that he probably would’ve liked to take back. But when you’re so busy doing sponsored Uber tweets like Ken was yesterday, you forget about the little housekeeping details that could come out to haunt you.

Let’s explore.

Trayvon Martin

While I won’t back his views on Trayvon Martin being ‘justified,’ I will back his use of ‘media fuckery.’

Girls, Girls, Girls

Ken also took his commenting to the less political side of things: women. Reddit is known for having a robust collection of porn accumulated by its users, and Ken was not averse to this. Whether it was RealGirls, bodyperfection, or PreggoPorn (Dammit, Ken), he still commented.

lwjcpwf1rgwlqzd2l2o0

liryvnojta74b7csghy5

pmw66lhgwtnwc7iut4qm

qz30iwt33etdmhpu0epa

uh9hrfrue068avqlwsbv

Hey, we all have our vices. Sometimes you have to let your freak flag fly. Like when he talked about his vasectomy.

Vasectomies

Oh, Ken, what do we have here.

Would I have gone with the same terminology you used here? Probably not. But I am happy for you and your wife, Ken. It sounds like your sex life is better than most, and I commend you for that.

Oh, and the terminology I’m talking about here is “bareback.” I wouldn’t have used the word “bareback.”

Insurance Fraud

Not only does Ken have an affinity for the fairer sex, he was also a pizza delivery guy who couldn’t afford car insurance. So what’d he do? He Photoshopped fake insurance documents. And while I’m no lawyer, I’m going to assume this is highly, highly illegal.

The last thing the world needs is a drawn out legal battle between Ken and federal authorities, so hopefully this doesn’t come back to bite him.

But can I at least admit that I don’t like Ken any less than I did before seeing all of this? If anything, it kind of adds layers to the onion we all know and love.

For more Ken Bone, listen to our most recent episode of Touching Base on iTunes or SoundCloud to hear us discuss him among several other listener questions.

[via Gizmodo]

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Will deFries

Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at will@grandex.co.

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