I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous
Inside the Los Angeles Forum last night, Kanye West unveiled the music video for “Famous” off of The Life of Pablo, which featured naked synthetic versions of Taylor Swift, Donald Trump, Ray-J, Anna Wintour, and Amber Rose- among others. Rihanna, Caitlyn Jenner, Chris Brown, and of course Kim Kardashian also appear as real live versions of themselves. Twitter, as it usually is, got set on fire and I was actually pretty shocked that it got mixed reviews. I figured everyone would love it. You can check it out here.
The entire music video is documentation of an orgy after the fact. Everyone is lying in a bed sleeping as the song plays. Taylor Swift appears to the right of Kanye, while Kim lies to the left. This video is fuckin’ weird. There’s no debating that. The last minute or so is just all of them snoring. How avant garde. Did I use that right?
I personally love the move to put T. Swift in there, though. There is now a legitimate chance Kanye has sex with Taylor Swift. Think about it. She’s newly single (although Tom Hiddleston may disagree) which means she’s vulnerable. And on top of that, Kanye is playing the “You love to hate me” card pretty hard right now. Tough to resist the bad boy. I feel like if these two ran into each other in L.A. Kanye could seal the deal. Hell, Kim might even join in. Wild stuff..