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Johnny Football Allegedly Rocked A Stache And Wig To A Vegas Club, And I Just Can’t Stop Rooting For The Guy

Johnny Football Allegedly Rocked A Stache And Wig To A Vegas Club, And I Just Can't Stop Rooting For The Guy

Here I am trying trying to watch The Bachelor like a normal grown man, and then this comes to my attention.


Okay. Let’s take a step back here and analyze the situation. If you’ve been following the site today, you know that we covered Johnny’s inability to part ways with his bad boy lifestyle. He now embodies the fear all of us battle daily– the fear of missing out. So if this is true, and my man is really out there rocking disguises just to hit up a club, then my mind is blown and I need to reevaluate everything.

The ESPN Vegas affiliate’s site has apparently crashed after breaking this story (how is that even possible in 2016?), so they posted this update on their Facebook page.

For those who can't see the Johnny Manziel news via our website, here is what we posted:Johnny Manziel update:We all…

Posted by ESPN Las Vegas on Monday, January 4, 2016

Wanting to party so bad that you’re willing to rock a wig and introduce yourself as Billy for the night is some next level shit. And Billy? Of course that was the name.

If true, this is worse than that time in high school when I snuck out of my house by cutting through my window screen and my neighbors thought someone tried to break in and told my parents. Terrible idea. But I was 15, and wanted to drink warm beer with my friends. Johnny is 23 and wants to pop bottles.

Please come to Dallas. I don’t even care anymore.

[via ESPN Las Vegas]

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Dave

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