Here I am trying trying to watch The Bachelor like a normal grown man, and then this comes to my attention.
SOURCES: Johnny Manziel wore blonde wig, fake mustache and glasses to Vegas night club https://t.co/f4jRKNvgxu
— Mitch Moss (@MitchMossRadio) January 5, 2016
Okay. Let’s take a step back here and analyze the situation. If you’ve been following the site today, you know that we covered Johnny’s inability to part ways with his bad boy lifestyle. He now embodies the fear all of us battle daily– the fear of missing out. So if this is true, and my man is really out there rocking disguises just to hit up a club, then my mind is blown and I need to reevaluate everything.
The ESPN Vegas affiliate’s site has apparently crashed after breaking this story (how is that even possible in 2016?), so they posted this update on their Facebook page.
Wanting to party so bad that you’re willing to rock a wig and introduce yourself as Billy for the night is some next level shit. And Billy? Of course that was the name.
If true, this is worse than that time in high school when I snuck out of my house by cutting through my window screen and my neighbors thought someone tried to break in and told my parents. Terrible idea. But I was 15, and wanted to drink warm beer with my friends. Johnny is 23 and wants to pop bottles.
Please come to Dallas. I don’t even care anymore..
[via ESPN Las Vegas]