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Joe Rogan Absolutely Fries Vegan Trolls On Instagram With Fantastic Rant

Joe Rogan Absolutely Fries Vegan Trolls On Instagram With Fantastic Rant

Joe Rogan may be the busiest dude in entertainment. When he’s not doing standup gigs, recording podcasts, commentating for the UFC, or training like a madman, he somehow finds the time to enjoy the outdoors. And by enjoy the outdoors, I mean bowhunting like a boss.

If you follow Rogan, you know that he’s not afraid to share the occasional venison steak or elk backstrap with the world, a social media strategy that never fails to piss some people off. I guess things came to a head tonight when Joe posted a pic of some elk backstrap that he prepared which appears to be a thousand times more presentable than anything I’ve ever grilled.


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Add above average grill master to the laundry list of Rogan accomplishments. Naturally, Joe caught some heat from the vegan community, which prompted one of the greatest captions in Instagram history.

Whenever I post pictures of meat that I cook that post inevitably acts as a honey pot for annoying proselytizing vegans. We get it, you’re awesome. Thanks for letting us know you only eat plants. One dummy in my last post said I was going to get diabetes from elk. Truly hilarious and brain numbingly retarded. By the way, if you don’t shoot elk and eat them it’s not like they live forever and become Angels. The life of an elk is brutal and ruthlessly short. If they’re REALLY fucking lucky they make it to be 6 or so before another elk stabs them with its antlers and they bleed out on the mountain. An elk is lucky as fuck if they get taken out at a mature age by a hunter. What’s much more likely is that they get killed as a juvenile by a bear, a mountain lion or a wolf. The natural world is an insanely ruthless place, and despite all the posturing on social media about how “no animals were harmed” to sustain your existence, many of you dorks have dogs and cats, and guess what? The food you’re feeding them isn’t picked from a cat food tree. You’re paying for the death of animals and contributing to factory farming whether you like to admit it or not. I eat mostly wild game and I would argue all day that a well placed shot through both lungs with an arrow that results in a quick death is far superior to getting torn apart by a bear. Plus, elk are delicious as fuck #keephammering

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Whenever I post pictures of meat that I cook that post inevitably acts as a honey pot for annoying proselytizing vegans. We get it, you're awesome. Thanks for letting us know you only eat plants. One dummy in my last post said I was going to get diabetes from elk. Truly hilarious and brain numbingly retarded. By the way, if you don't shoot elk and eat them it's not like they live forever and become Angels. The life of an elk is brutal and ruthlessly short. If they're REALLY fucking lucky they make it to be 6 or so before another elk stabs them with its antlers and they bleed out on the mountain. An elk is lucky as fuck if they get taken out at a mature age by a hunter. What's much more likely is that they get killed as a juvenile by a bear, a mountain lion or a wolf. The natural world is an insanely ruthless place, and despite all the posturing on social media about how "no animals were harmed" to sustain your existence, many of you dorks have dogs and cats, and guess what? The food you're feeding them isn't picked from a cat food tree. You're paying for the death of animals and contributing to factory farming whether you like to admit it or not. I eat mostly wild game and I would argue all day that a well placed shot through both lungs with an arrow that results in a quick death is far superior to getting torn apart by a bear. Plus, elk are delicious as fuck #keephammering

A photo posted by Joe Rogan (@joerogan) on

RIP anti-Joe Rogan vegans. “Many of you dorks have dogs and cats…” Unreal.

Good for you, Joe Rogan. Keep on murking wild animals with crossbows so we can have more shit like this on Instagram. #keephammering

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Dave

Lawyer. Writer. Dude doing business. I'm the meatloaf guy from tv.

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