Is This The Creepiest Landlord Email Of All Time?

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tumblr_m3ffaatHUh1qjlx7g I am a 25-year-old female who is living the PGP life. I currently live in a five-bedroom house with four Craigslist guys, and have been since January since my degree obviously hasn’t gotten me the high-paying gig I expected. I recently started looking for a nicer place with less roommates so that I didn’t feel like I was still living in a college house, so back to Craigslist I went. I found a great place, great price, cool female roommate and the landlord had his own separate basement apartment in the house. The guy is probably in his 60s, has children and grandchildren and seemed like a totally normal guy when I met him. The other girl has been living there for months with no issues. So the last thing before signing a lease was for our dogs to all meet to make sure they got along. I was supposed to do this yesterday but bailed to go play golf and drink with friends instead. So, we rescheduled for the next week. Today, I received this email from the landlord:


I respect you honoring the 30-day notice, but I thought you expected that your landlord might let you out sooner. I like you, like your dog, and would probably enjoy having you living here, but I should be honest about one big concern, and that is that it might be very difficult for me to be around a beautiful young woman like you, especially with you having a boyfriend here overnight. I don’t have a girlfriend, and am not otherwise getting any, but ache for it. It may surprise or disgust you that a man my age still feels that way, but most men never lose the desire. So I fear that having you around would be rather like constantly being shown a delicious meal but knowing that I can’t have any, and never will have anything that delicious. I hope this doesn’t disgust you. If it does, then we should probably forget about you living here. It is obviously my problem, it might not be as difficult as I fear, and I might get over it quickly.

I welcome any response you have, but if you don’t respond by tomorrow evening, I’ll assume that we should call it off and I will rent to someone else. I really am sorry to do put you in this position; it obviously isn’t your fault. I’m just trying to be realistic about how I might feel being around you.




25 year old female living the PGP dream. Complete with Craigslist roommates, a frustrating job and realizing that I can't party quite the way I used to. Thank god for sports.

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  1. 19

    It seems to me that he is just too old to give a fuck about what people thought. He just wants to get his dick wet, and thought maybe Erica was down. Worst case scenario she says no and he keeps on living his current life. Best case scenario she’s into it and they bone till he dies a year later. In his situation, I would take that chance.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago
  2. -2

    If you are interested, you have a super, super-clear discrimination lawsuit on your hands. Message me if you want any more info, but this would be really easy cash.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago
    • -13

      Oh and if that Ortho/Dentist guy can fire his fine ass assistant to “save his marriage” than this guy can not rent his property to some random broad.

      Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago
    • -21

      You want to shake down an old man? You’re making lawyers look bad. Just stop.

      Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago
  3. -7
    Tad Allagash

    Odds that the other chick living there is banging Grandpa for free rent? 10/10

    I’d forward that note to her regardless before you end up with some sort of Ariel Castro situation.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago
    • -14
      Married Young

      Not sure how she would end up hanging in a jail cell from this…

      Oh, that /other/ Ariel Castro situation.

      Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago
  4. -16

    If there was a PGP equivalent of “NF,” having a boyfriend would definitely be it. That email is funny/creepy as hell though haha.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago