We all know what happened by now. As a #MFFL, yesterday was one of the most gut wrenching days of my sports life. I was completely miserable to be around. Yeah, I probably sent out some knee jerk tweets, but one thing I did not do is record myself melting down completely. Luckily for us, Captain Jackass did.
First, you have this video (just as rumors were dropping) which really was a signal of things to come (NSFW):
Did he threaten to eat CP3’s first born child? Seems excessive. I mean, I hate the guy, too, but…
Then there was the main feature meltdown (Really NSFW):
“Jumping doesn’t last forever.” I really hope he sees CP3 in the streets.