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I’m Staying In To Rent “Random Tropical Paradise” Tonight

Transparency. We’ve built a brand on it. We feed off of it. And in the interest of it, I’m going to lay it all out there for you: I have not seen this movie in its entirety.

There it is. It felt good to say it. Now, that’s not saying I haven’t seen a ton of raw footage, because I have. And from what daddy’s seen, daddy likey.

When I was asked to write this film up, our latest from Grandex Productions, my first thought was, “Why? Our loyal listeners and readers probably saw the trailer on Entertainment Tonight. They’re gonna rent it.” And for the most part, that’s still where I’m at with this. It has everything I want in a weekend movie rental.

Dudes in Tuxedos shooting shotguns? Check.
Wedding Hijinks? Yessir.
Babes? Schwing.
Hawaiian shirts? Of course.
Joe Pantoliano back as a mob guy? Oh, hell yeah.

That’s the formula. You rent that all day. But, because Random Tropical Paradise dropped today, we’d love it if you rented it right now. That would actually be huge for us and ensure that we’re able to keep making entertaining shit for you to consume. Honestly, that’s what I’m doing tonight, because when you’re 32, married with an early tee time tomorrow, that’s what you do. Sounds good, but this is one of those movies that makes you want to put out feelers to the group text to see if anyone’s out on Rainey Street. Just test the waters a little bit. One of those I-wanna-go-out-and-go-hard-but-I’d-have-shower-and-shave kind of nights. Those are the best.

So please, click over into iTunes and rent Random Tropical Paradise this weekend. You’re going to have a great time watching this and an even better time hearing us discuss it on Touching Base.

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Dave

Lawyer. Writer. Dude doing business. I'm the meatloaf guy from tv.

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