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I’m Having A Lunch Margarita And Nothing Can Stop Me

I'm Having A Lunch Margarita and Nothing Can Stop Me

An unspeakable horror has come down upon the world. An Alien race hell-bent on destroying margaritas, and possibly alcohol as we know it, prepares to land the final strike against humanity. As we ready ourselves for battle, and one final attempt to fight back this new-found evil, the president of the sovereign nation of Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett, steps on a make-shift podium and grabs a microphone in an attempt to rally the crowd…

“Good Morning… In less than an hour… Drinkers from PGP will join others from around the world. And you will be lunch-ing one of the most important battles of sobriety in the entire history of #MargLife…”

President Buffett scans the crowd of what’s left of humanity in a dramatic pause and sips a margaita.

“Marg Life, that word should have new meaning for all of us today… We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. On the rocks or Frozen, we will be united in our common interest. Perhaps that it’s fate that it’s National Margarita Day and you will once again be drinking for your freedom.

Not from a tyranny or oppression of a no-alcohol policy at work, or persecution of a write-up from HR.

But to get annihilated, or at least getting a little fucked up on your lunch break.

We’re fighting for our right to live… the #MargLife.”

“To wear Hawaiian shirts on Fridays, and should we win the day…”

President Buffett sips the margarita again..

“National Margarita Day will no longer be known as just a Marg Life holiday, but as the day the world declared we will not go quietly into the afternoon! We will not leave lunch without a margarita flight!

We’re going to live on. We’re going to imbibe.

Today we celebrate our NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY!”

President Buffett chugs two margs on the rocks in a dramatic fashion rallying the troops.

As the battle for National Margarita Day rages on, the fate of margaritas finds itself resting on one soul person. A guy from chili’s to make the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of humanity… his sacrifice will forever be remembered in the 2/22/17 “What’s For Lunch” PGP Reddit thread….

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Same old Shibbster. Founder of #MargLife and the blumpkin beer craze. ShibbyTFM@Gmail.com

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