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I’m Going To Lose This Weight: Long-Term Relationship

I’m Going To Lose This Weight: Long-Term Relationship

I have something to confess to you all: I’m in a committed relationship. I’ve been hesitant to tell you about it, as that it’s really more of a love/hate thing. There are days that he’s my favorite person in the world, making me feel really good about myself, and then there are days that I am just not in the mood for his pushy crap. But regardless of my day-to-day feelings about him, I remain committed. So much so that, due to a recent job change on his part, we can no longer have our usual afternoon rendezvous, so I’m now getting up at 5:30 a.m. to see him three times a week. So who is this mystery man who inspires such devotion that I’m willing to get up before the sun?

My trainer, of course.

Oh, please, like you thought I had finally found a guy. If my perpetually-single-self was actually dating someone, it would be such breaking news that CNN would interrupt their 24-hour cycle of Trump fuck-ups to report it. Instead, let’s talk about the man that I pay hundreds of dollars a month to watch me lift weights.

I must admit, a few years ago, I was pretty resistant to the idea of a trainer. It wasn’t that I believed the “lifting weights will make me bulky” myth; it was more than there are a million free resources out there, so why did I need to pay a guy when I could download Hot5 for quick workouts on the road or turn on BeachBody OnDemand when I was at home? It wasn’t until I plateaued with around 60 pounds to lose that I thought that maybe I needed some help in the strength training area. So, even though I hate the gym with a fiery passion, I headed over to the local L.A. Fitness, plunked down a credit card, and my going-on-two-year relationship with Matt began.

Over that time, despite the fact that he makes me do things that I loathe (squats) while not always letting me do the things that I like (wall sits), I’ve grown to like the guy. We chat about life, sports and politics during my thrice-weekly workouts; I buy his kid Christmas presents; he laughs at my ridiculous dating stories. He’s sort of like a friend that I pay to hang out with that makes me do shoulder presses and kettle swings. But the best part about my trainer: he actually cares about both me and my weight loss, and that’s something money alone can’t buy.

The funny part is, I probably don’t really need him to direct my workouts anymore. I’ve got two years of daily sets documented in a cute polka-dot binder (Of course I dressed up their blah workout tracker. Pretty motivates me), so I could probably just follow those on my own, right? But here’s what I’ve learned about myself in these two years with my buddy Matt: I won’t do it on my own. I will do cardio every day – twice most days – but I simply will not lift weights on my own motivation long-term. Sure, I keep it up on vacations now, but only because I know when I get back Matt’s going to A.) make me show him a list of everything I did each day and B.) show me no mercy, so losing a week’s worth of progress isn’t an option. But long term…I’d simply slip. I’d find excuses to skip a day here and there, and before you know it, my impressive personal-best on the leg press machine would be a distant memory.

So the bottom line for me is that I pay a guy a bunch of money to keep me accountable. Is that a sign of weakness? Maybe. Do I care? Not really. Because until he quits training or I look like Gisele, we’re in it to win it – together.

Starting weight to Lose: 30 pounds
Week 1 Results: – 1.1 pounds
Week 2 Results: – 2.1 pounds
Week 3 Results: +0.4 pounds
Week 4 Results: – 0.2 pounds
Week 5 Results: – 0.2 pounds
Week 6 Results: – 0.1 pounds
Week 7 Results: -0.9 pounds
Week 8 Results: 0.0 pounds
Week 9 Results: -0.5 pounds
Week 10 Results: -0.6 pounds
Week 11 Results: 0.0 pounds
Remaining weight to lose: 24.7 pounds

If you want to follow along with me, friend me on MyFitnessPal or FitBit!

Also, I’ll be chatting weekly about my progress with JR Hickey on our podcast, “Don’t Take It From Us.” New eps will be released every Wednesday, so check it out on Soundcloud below or Subscribe on iTunes!

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, documenting her love of all things cheese related, and hosting the new PGP podcast Don't Take It From Us. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.

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