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UPDATE: High Schooler Needs 500,000 Retweets To Take His Friend’s Hot Mom To Prom, School Board Forces Him To Take It Down

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UPDATE: The tweet has been deleted, but we still have screenshots below.

SECOND UPDATE: The kid apparently was forced to delete the tweet after the school board intervened. You serious? I thought this was America. Let the kids have fun.

This is right out of a classic Naughty America scene. High school guy has a friend who has a hot mom. Friend bets friend that if they can get an insane amount of retweets, they get to take said MILF to high school prom and give themselves spank bank material for the rest of their life.

Challenge accepted?

Twitter user @AnthonyJPissini wielded the power of the internet just as the mighty Conan swung his scimitar. There are no guarantees that she will say yes, but if you put 500,000 retweets at the foot of any woman, she’s gonna be impressed.

Godspeed, son.

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My goodness. Chloe’s mom is a dime. Definitely worthy of 500k RTs. Now the question begs to be answered, is she single? What’s her situation? Divorced? Single mom? Does she drive a Tahoe? Because that’d be really hot. Does this kid really have a chance at anything, or is she just going to be MILF arm candy on the biggest high school night of the year? I don’t see a ring on her finger in the second pic. Have a look:

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Enhance.

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Enhance.

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You know it’s a big day around campus when she shows up on campus. I went to an all-boys high school and the entire campus stopped in its tracks when a woman walked through the door. Didn’t matter if she was hot, cute, pretty, a disaster, overweight. A woman! In the flesh. It was almost always someone’s mom, too. I can’t imagine what the reactions would be like if this lady strolled down the hallways. There’d probably be a sexual riot and the National Guard called in.

High school, man.

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting inappropriately drunk in public.

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