Florida, Florida, Florida. I’m sure that in the Sunshine State, it’s not terribly uncommon to see alligators just crawling around all over the place near lakes and ponds. Hell, one just crawled out of the pond just to say, “Sup?” when I toured University of Miami while I was in high school. But I’m pretty sure that it’s slightly more rare to see a goddamn giant dinosaur-alligator that looks like it crawled out of Jurassic Park when you’re teeing off on the Front 9.
Seriously, look at this massive gator that was just straight-chilling at the Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood, Florida over the weekend.
According to WPTV, the gator was just walking around from pond to pond, occasionally stopping on the 7th hole green to sun itself. Unconfirmed if it ate Chubbs Peterson’s hand at any point during the day.
You can bet your ass I’m not wrestling that thing to get my ball back. That thing’s tail alone looks like it could easily break masonry. I don’t wanna see what it could do to human bone..
[via WPTV West Palm Beach]
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